You will never ever have to worry about your looks again when in the presence of zombies.
A) They Stink
B) There ugly as hell
C) They will NEVER get better looking
It’s that simple. If you are ever trapped in a room of zombies you will, without a doubt, be the best damn looking person in the room! Compared to those zombies you will look like Salma Hayek in From Dusk Till Dawn and if you have never seen that you need to (not for kids).
Remember, when you are surrounded by the undead, inner beauty doesn’t mean crap because your outer beauty will be a thousand times better than theirs.